Cashing out the IRA…

March 16th, 2010

…and going to Cabela’s to purchase a few hundred thousand rounds of ammo in preparation for the coming revolution.

I’m beginning to understand how the South felt in the early 1860’s.

Can the Democrats get any slimier?

Violent Kids!!

March 12th, 2010

Last evening I left the man-cave to attend a fund raising event for the Lusk Wrestling Club.  It wasn’t exactly what I expected…the kids ranged from 3-years-old through middle school aged.  Boys and a few girls.  You’ve not seen anything funnier than 3-year-olds wrestling.  They clearly understand the concept.  But they are easily distracted.

As is usual with such events in Lusk, the event was well attended and people seemed to give generously.  I saw one grandfather spend $100 on raffle tickets.

I want one!!!

March 11th, 2010

 

 

Nerf Vulcan Blaster

The Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 gives you the auto-blasting advantage when you’re at foam-filled war with your friends and enemies. Children and adults ages 6 and up will love the EBF-25, the largest full auto blaster that Nerf makes. It lets you shoot 25 sonic micro darts at up to 3 darts per second for an offensive assault.

Complete your N-Strike arsenal and prepare for the ultimate in battery-powered blasting! Be ready for any battle with the Nerf N-Strike Vulcan EBF-25 Blaster– an awesome, fully automatic dart cannon! Load the blaster with fresh batteries and fire at a rate of up to three darts per second! Watch as the belt feeds automatically through the blaster, letting the barrage of firepower continue as you battle your opponent. The piston-powered internal launching system makes it an unstoppable force! Switch to single-shot mode for precision blasting. The removable tripod folds for easy transport or a quick escape from enemy fire! Even your toughest opponent wont know what hit him! Blaster comes with ammo box, folding tripod, 25-dart belt, and 25 Sonic Micro Darts ammo and instructions.

$40

Tough Job

March 4th, 2010

Today I got a call at work…the computer in Control was completely dead. I said I’d come right up and take a look. After examining the computer for a few seconds…I turned on the monitor. Job done.

Giuliano Stroe – 5 years old

March 2nd, 2010

One one hand, I find it a little disturbing that this kid’s father has been training him since he was 2 years old and am pretty sure he will end up really messed up later in life. On the other, I don’t want to meet this 5 year old in a dark alley!!!

Drill!!!

March 1st, 2010

We ran a long drill at work today. It took most of the morning and we learned some interesting things…none of which I can discuss. But I saw a few parts of the prison in greater detail than I had before. I actually went into the cell area of the Max wing. I patrolled a hall for a while. And I assisted with a count.

We had sack lunches. Later in the day I learned that there was a very delicious cookie in everybody’s bag…except mine. The inmates coached me on how to file a grievance against the kitchen. But I can’t really do that. Besides, they (the kitchen staff) had a secret stash of iced tea that they shared with me.

Pictures Hung

February 28th, 2010

With the assistance of the husband of a co-worker, I got three new pictures hung. We also hung four other pictures. The apartment is really starting to look down right homey. The living room, hallway, and kitchen are done.

I had hoped to start wiring the office this weekend. But I discovered that I miscounted the number of new shelves I needed. I’m one short. Oops!!! I really need all shelves in place before I start running the power and network cables.

Art

February 23rd, 2010

My two wayward packages arrived today and it looks like the third and last package will arrive tomorrow.  I ordered three framed prints from Thomas D. Mangelsen. I purchased a framed print of his from a gallery in Jackson Hole about 15 years ago. That print had a simple wooden frame. I assumed that these would be similar. Boy was I wrong!!! These have a more substantial frame and are matted. They’re beautiful, but larger than I had planned. One won’t work where I had planned, but I’ve got a great alternative spot. The others will work with minor adjustments to the furniture.

Here are the photos that I purchased:

Wyoming on my Mind (Grand Tetons)

Valley of the Bison (Yellowstone)

Crystal River Magic (Colorado)

You will have to come visit me to see how the framed prints turned out.

Where’s Brian?

February 22nd, 2010

Well I really did not think it had been as long as it had since my last post.  Time sure flies when you’re having fun.

I’m deep into operation Feather The Nest.  I have a bunch of projects in various stages of completion…mostly waiting on one part or another.   Things are starting to take shape:

  • I reorganized and rewired the stereo system, running lines to feed HDMI signals to TVs in the bedroom and stereo.  All wiring is neatly routed and bundled.  This project would be complete except the splitter that divides the signal hasn’t arrived…I ordered it a month ago.
  • I now have a end table and lamp for the living room.
  • My book shelves finally arrived.  So that allowed me to unload a bunch of boxes that had been stacked in the bedroom for the last year.  There is not room for everything.  I’ve got a box and a half that I’m going to donate to the library.  And another half box that I’m going to donate to the prison.
  • I’m in the middle of reworking my “office”.  I ordered some 4 foot shelves to replace the 3 foot shelves.  And I removed the shelves under the “desk”.  The longer shelves will give me more room at the “desk” and allow me to better organize things.  Removing the lower shelves lets my legs get under the “desk” so I’m not leaning forward to type.
  • I ordered some “art” to hang on the walls.  It shipped from Omaha, NE, last Thursday.  By the  weekend it was in Toledo, OH.  Now it is on route to Denver, CO.  It looks like it will be well traveled.
  • I’ve rearranged the computer equipment to get the heat sources as far from the “desk” as possible.  The old design had all the heat concentrated around the “desk”.  Nice in the winter…not so nice in the summer.
  • I figured out a way to power the two air conditioners next summer without having a heavy duty extension cord running from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Pictures will follow soon.

In other news, the Warden declared no more jeans.  So my perfect job (get to wear jeans and sneakers and play with computers all day) is now just a good job (play with computers all day).  What sucks is that I’d just recently bought a bunch of new jeans for work.  Now it’s back to Dockers and dress sneakers.  At least I don’t have to wear a tie.  I had to make a trip into Scottsbluff to buy new clothes for work.

I made two house calls after work today to repair computers.  Collected my usual fee in cookies.

1 Year Anniversary

February 2nd, 2010

I started work at the Wyoming Women’s Center one year ago today.  And for the record, there have been no escapes.